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Frog Report 09-17-2025 <br />Delivered to the Everett City Council <br />My name is John.... <br />And it's time ... for the Frog Report <br />I've been a frog for a long time, over 60 million years, <br />and way back in frog history they wanted to create a Luxurious Frog Pond <br />with lily pads, and water fountains, and wonderful things to eat <br />so our best jumping frogs could jump in front of all the rest of us frogs. <br />It was an idea created by .... the Messianic Legislative Bullfrog <br />Or, as we regular frogs call it - - the MLB. <br />The MLB told us regular frogs that if we didn't build the most Luxurious <br />Frog Pond, <br />the MLB would take our best jumping frogs away and leave us regular frogs <br />with nothing - - nothing. <br />We regular frogs couldn't pay for the Luxurious Frog Pond. <br />So, the MLB changed the design build plan. <br />The MLB thought it was OK <br />to take lots of lily pads out.... <br />and take lots of the water fountains out to start....